My friends, if you’re having a rough day and it feels like the whole dang world is out to get you, just remember…
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The person who learned one of life’s most important lessons:
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The person whose sheets just got a sick new design:
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The person who will forever regret accelerating in that specific moment:
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The person whose chocolate chip cookies might be a tad overdone:
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The person whose landlord was kind enough to practice their amateur taxidermy on a kitchen counter:
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The person whose dream of becoming an MLB middle reliever died that day:
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The other person who learned one of life’s most important lessons the hard way:
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This person who is about to have a very cronchy lunch:
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The person whose stairs will forever be filled with tiny specks of compost:
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The person who had quite literally the unthinkable happen to them and their poor toothbrush:
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The person who got off the bus and stepped straight into Hades itself:
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The person who got themselves a nice sear:
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The person with a computer that is now part soup:
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The person about to have a very white kitchen:
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The person who will forever be sitting in a lake of Diet Dr. Pepper:
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The person who, much like J. Paul Getty, will never, ever leave oil alone again:
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The person who added a brand-new ingredient to their makeup:
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The person who loves their child very much, I’m sure:
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The person who surely has the goopiest kayak around:
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The person whose breakfast seems to have gone nuclear:
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The person who straight up sneezed their coffee every which way:
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And the inventor of a brand new bird poop latte:
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